this is why being home is awesome

dear love,

i just need to try to explain why my sister is the most hilarious person ever. i've only been home for 4 hours and i'm already re-amazed at how funny the woman is. here we go with a list shall we?

• she is recently obsessed with mario on my dad's wii. she bought the game 3 days ago is is already on the 8th world. quote just now, "i'm about to quit, dude. this is seriously the hardest level i've ever even seen!" and then, "nooooooo i need that mushroom!" "i'm just going to jam this level out...just JAM!"
• i can use this weird language with her and she understands me even though a normal person would have no idea what is going on.
• all night she has had this throat issue where every two minutes she gags a little. and then he voice changes to this kermit voice randomly.
• certain things about who i am can only come out around that girl. we're a bunch of weirdos and it just feels like home.