rip computer

a little poem inspired by my dell:

wouldn't it be nice if you would work
then i wouldn't have to throw you out
and wouldn't it be nice if we were friends
in a world where you didn't make me cry and pout

in that world i could take you to class
and have the battery actually LASSSSSTTTT

well, it isn't that kind of world
you don't like to start up or use the web
so im going to go to the apple store
and replace you with a comp that has a head

enjoy the trash can.